Why Bastards will burn in hell!

You bastards!

from the Landover Baptist Church forums.

– Deuteronomy 23:2 (King James Version) A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

– Zechariah 9:6 (King James Version) . . . a bastard shall dwell in Ashdod, and I will cut off the pride of the Philistines.

– Hebrewes 12:8 (King James Version) But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.

Right Wing nut job Baptist Church parody!

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“The Landover Baptist Church is a web site that serves as the home of a fictional Baptist church based in the town of Freehold, Iowa.

The Landover Baptist site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right, and of Westboro Baptist Church in particular.

The site was created by Chris Harper, who obtained his Master’s Degree in English Literature from George Mason University in 1993 after being expelled from Liberty University in 1989 for producing a satirical radio show which Liberty’s administration found offensive.”